*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I went over, nobody was home. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
dragonsroar: ok who the hell looked at this creature and went “im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
So it's summer, right? →
smokeporch: GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.