I HAVENT POSTED A PICTURE OF MYSELF IN A YEAR AND NOthing have changed really
guess who just joined me in melbourne
the bitch on the right thats who
FINALLY FINISHED MY 1D PAPER DOLLS!
it took like 1 hour per paper doll. so that’s 5 hours in total.
this is not an obsession. this is dedication.
guess who won the debate competition? das right bitches. iz me.
i also won a $60 gift card to several (boring) stores such as coles, officeworks, LIQUORLAND (but im under 18 so whats the point) and a bunch of other stores.
now i can put this pointless piece of paper on my resume hoping that an insignificant debate competition can help me get a job.
and maybe get laid.
first gif without any help whatsoever from any human being.
so today my friend was like, “hey did you get skinnier?” and i was like OH HELL NAW. im 5’7.5” and 106 pounds, i am NOT FUCKING GETTING ANY SKINNIER.
so after class i marched down to GNC and was like “WHERE THE FUCK CAN I BY FAT PILLS.” just kidding. i politely asked, “is there anything for weight gain?” and the guy working there was like, “oh i thought you were going to say weight loss! i was like “noooooo!”” ugh another bitchass thinking i had an eating disorder. and then the guy asked me about my diet and he said that if i already eat a lot then i should just buy this muscle builder called Max’s Muscle Builder SRT. and he said some more stuff about protein and carbs and if i exercise and i was like….i have a tumblr, do you fucking think i see daylight?
so i looked at the box and said, “theres a muscly man flexing on the box.” and he went “oh dont be fooled by the picture thats just marketing.” so i paid for the muscle builder because my goal in life is to gain AT LEAST 11 pounds.
so i bought it and i mixed the powder with milk. it said mix with either water or non-fat milk, but if you mix with water, you dont get as much carbs and i think full cream milk has more carbs and fat so i just used full cream milk. its chocolate flavored and tastes faaaaar better than other weight gainers i have consumed over the course of my 17 years.
hope this works like charm. im hella tired of strangers on the street whispering and pointing at me like i shouldnt even be able to stand with my chicken legs.
cross your fingers and wish me luck.
i got my pique jersey from my friend :3
he forgot the accent on the È and idk where to get it fixed but oh well.
my eyes when i was 2 and 17.
it got wider and less creepy
i also got less pink
i bought lanterns you guise.
$20 in typo for 10 cute-ass pink lanterns so adorkable it lights up my bed kind of